Government: We want to keep pregnancy rates in young girls down!

Government: *Has terrible sex education for young girls*

Government: *Charges lots of money for birth control*

Government: *Charges lots of money for pregnancy tests*

Government: *Charges lots of money for plan b pills*

Government: *Is against abortion*

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via tastefullyoffensive)

attractive person: hi

me: is this some kind of sick joke

tvvink:

pro’s of dating me

  • i love being cuddled
  • i will kiss u literally whenever u want 24/7
  • i look gross so you will always seem more attractive by comparison

(via veganvibez)

mysoulisinorbit:

jemmasimmns:

please don’t make people with depression feel guilty for their lack of interest in things or their inability to motivate themselves please and thank you goodbye 

on that note, please don’t make people with anxiety feel guilty about their inability to do tasks you deem simple and literally call them children and tell them to grow up because of it

(via recoveryisbeautiful)